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My cycling route was full of sh*t today!! Haha!! Too many cows in my neighbourhood lately. :/

And since I just recently downloaded this photo combining app (Yes I am outdated that way and yes I still don't have an Instagram account Laugh la laugh), I decided to use it to it's fullest to entertain you peeps. HEHEHE. :D

[This is only 10% of the cow dung I encountered O.o]

It was supposed to be a healthy ride. But now I think...*cough cough*... I've just suffered from some form of cow dung intoxication... *cough cough*
And I'm sorry, Dreamer. I'm sorry your super cool wheels have to go through all these sh*t. Life's like that. At least you've got me. *Hugs*

Love,

When I was a Kid... #004

... My mom used to tell me that if I swallow any seed, it would grow into a tree on my head. So I have always been very careful while eating anything with seeds. But there was once, I accidentally swallowed a dried pickled plum's seed, and I WAS SO FREAKING SCARED AND WORRIED!!!!! 

The first thing I did when I wake up every morning was to touch my head, look at the mirror, making sure there was no tree on my head, with ugly plums growing on it. And mom told me that lasted for a month. Thankyouverymuchforprankingmelikethis,mom.

HAHA. If it was true, I would have had watermelon, orange, grapes, plum, etc. growing on my head now. :D

When I was a Kid... #003

... I used to sit in front of the TV and talked to the news anchor.
'Cause they seem like they were talking to me, so I replied back. But they never really listened to me. They just keep talking and talking.

When I was a Kid... #002

... I wanted to be a firewoman. But being such a klutz, I thank God I am not one now.
I would have either burn myself to death, or tripped on some burning wood and cause the whole house to collapse and burn down quicker. Gah.

When I was a Kid... #001

... I actually thought aeroplanes dump or unload human sh*t and pee into the ocean when they fly across it.
But grew up to realize that by doing so, humans would be eating fish and prawns and clamps that eat human sh*t and pee. Errrr... Thank goodness my thoughts never came true.

SCKL Marathon 2013

After weeks of procrastinating, I finally signed up for the 2013 Standard Chartered KL Marathon. Just thinking about it makes my legs tired. *Dreads* 

To be honest, I'm not really a marathon person. I don't like running long distance. But I guess one of the reasons I do it is because my heart can take it. =) And when I'm lazy to train, thinking about the upcoming marathon that I signed up for helps me get my lazy butt out of the couch. Heh. 

One of the cool things that SCKL Marathon has is that they allow you to put your name on your running bib. Tsk tsk tsk. 2 years ago, without 2nd thoughts, I would have just put Supergirl. But now, I guess I should just put SuperHippo or SuperSlowpoke. =.=" Haha. But nope. That wasn't what I entered in the bib name column. I wrote this instead:

Hahahahahahahahahaha. 

So when people cheer me on when I run, they'll be shouting: "GO SEXY!!!!" And it's gonna make me feel good, though I know with all the sweat and the tiredness on my face, probably makes me look like crap...but oh well... =P

And plus, I find it quite funny. Hehe.

My mom teased me, saying I should camp overnight at KL Dataran so I won't be late for the marathon, 'cause she knows I'll definitely get lost finding my way in KL. >=/ Meannie.

Gotta start training!!! =) And also remind C. Awesome not to run his full marathon with a singlet. "Suicidal". Haha.

[RUN FOR A REASON]

My reason: 'Cause I have a lot of body fats to shed. :P Oh come on, you don't need a reason to run. Run because you can. =) I'll see you people there!

LaughOutLoud

Poodle + Sock = Anteater

Don't look like anteater meh?? Hahahahahaha. :D

Cooper is my aunt's hyperactive and oversize toy poodle. One crazy dog which could never sit quietly for a nice picture. LOL.

So my aunt took the sock which Cooper was (not supposed to be) biting, and wear it on his face. And he sat down quietly.
For 3 seconds. ONLY. Pffffft. 

 [Cooper: "Huh?? What's that covering my face?? Smells good!!"]

 LOL.

LOL

Hahaha!! Can't stop laughing at this picture..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D

10 Silly Things About the Author of This Blog You Probably Don't Know

1. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Yes. I admit it. And I'm not ashamed of it. And pls ah..hopeless romantic doesn't mean I'm hopeless ah. It just means I'm an idealist when it comes to love. :) I believe that two people in love can still grow old together despite all the negative things the world is telling us right now about marriage. And you might think, "This girl sure hasn't been hurt before, that's why she could think of love so perfectly."

You are wrong. You are SO wrong. I've been hurt tons of times. I've fell so hard, cried so badly, hurt so deeply, but in the end, I learn to pick myself up and learn to hope in love again.
Because Love itself is perfect. God is Love, and He is perfect; thus making Love perfect. It's us humans who screw things up and make love look hopeless. But the truth is, it isn't. :)

And I believe, a Love that is not extraordinary, passionate or mad is not worth getting yourself into in the first place.
I believe that fairy tales do happen for some people. And it really does. Just look at Prince William and Kate Middleton! :)
So, still think I'm hopeless..? Haha. :) You're probably just bitter inside. Time to throw that bitter seed and start hoping again.

[No girl will ever decline a Forever Friends bear. Trust me on this, guys. They are too cute to not have. :)]

2. I love cold cuts!!

Ham, salami, sausages, cheeses!! Oh so yummy...*Drools*
But then, no luncheon meats, please. I'm somehow not a fan of luncheon meat. My brother on the other hand is. :)
Just a gentle reminder, as yummy as it may seem, choose your cold cuts wisely. Some companies put in more fats than lean meat into their sausages. And some contain very high amount of salt. So if you have conditions like hypertension or obesity, try to avoid these things. :)

[I could eat this for lunch every day..*Stomach growling* Haha!]

 [Oh man.............]

[Save me from this temptation...]

Picture taken from fiedlermeats.com

3. I'm a sucker for heart shape helium balloons. :D

How can one not love heart shape balloons that could fly in the sky?? Ha??
Fine..fine. Maybe I'm still a kid at heart. :)
Heart shape helium balloons - a must have at my wedding..:P

[Picture by tmexnl. http://www.flickr.com/photos/33916978@N04/3702819395/]

4. I play at least 7 musical instruments. Show off.

Hehehehehe. But then my advice is, if you wanna be good at music, focus is the key. Focus on one or two instruments. Not too many. And you'll be really good at it. :)
For me, it's piano. And it'll always be my first love. Since 4 years old. :) Even the good ol' violin couldn't compare itself to it.

By the way, do you know people who do well in music and arts are more romantic? Now you cannot blame me for being a hopeless romantic. :P

5. I think I'm starting to like pink.

SLIGHTLY ONLY HA. And it has to be something out of the ordinary like pink head bands, pink floorball grip or pink blade.
No pink shoes or pink handbag. No no no.

[This is what I'm talking about. Niceeee!]

 
6. I stopped growing in height at the age of 12.

HAHA! Terbantut. I was sorta the tallest in class in Primary school you know?? And then, it all stopped. Nightmare. But thank goodness, I was already at a satisfying height when the growing stops. :)
I guess God knows best ya. Hehe. I'm like one of the shortest among my friends, but then, like what I always tell my coach and bf, I may be small, but I am fast. Hmmmp! :)

[Yes. I'm the shorty. :P]

7. I went from size L to XS.

My secret?? Alot of running. I eat just as much as any normal girl. I LOVE to eat. But I run it all out. :) I lost 8-10kg in 6 months time.
Of course it requires a whole lot of discipline.
For example, even when you see the yummiest bowl of Curry mee on the dining table at 10pm, you HAVE to say NO to it.
And I know many of you are crazy about drumsticks and chicken wings, cut those. They are killers! Take breast meat instead. 
Avoid those horrible sweet can drinks like F&N Orange or Lipton Ice Lemon Tea, even when they tell you it's less sugar.
Eat more wholesome food. Cook at home. If you eat out every single day, you're doomed to become fat. Sad but true.

It's not gonna be easy. It requires discipline and commitment. :) But then, do it for your health. Do it to boost your confidence. If I can, you can too. :) Nothing is impossible.

[Picture of me in year 2008 (left) and 2011 (right)]

Looking at the left picture makes me laugh. HAHAHA! :) Fateeleen. Hehe.

8. I think Ribena is the best drink - EVER! 

All who agrees say "YEA!!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heheheheheeeee. :D If you don't like Ribena, something is clearly very wrong with you.

9. I think clowns are the scariest thing on earth. 
No discussion nor comment needed. Clowns = scary.
Try to Google "clown" and see.. You'll realize there are no cute clowns or beautiful clowns.
ONLY SCARY CLOWNS.
And I hate them!!! :(


10. I could squeeze 3 large size Chipsmore into my mouth.

HAHAHAHA. I don't have a picture of myself stuffing Chipsmore into my  mouth, but I do have a pic of me stuffing carrot.

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Shhhhhhh... This is actually my super hero form. It's what I turn into every single night to keep people's kitchen safe from intruders. But once in a while, I get caught for stealing people's food 'cause I can't help it. Like the above picture. Shhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone ah....:X
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :)

"mou liu" things I've done lately :P

#1 Experiment - failed

Tried the corn kernel-popping/popcorn experiment. But guess what? It didn't work out even with the aid of...let me see...1, 2, 3, 4, ...
8 phones?!? Hahahaha! =)
I guess the good news is, our phone (Nokia, Samsung, LG, SE) radiation's not that strong. So our brain cells pretty safe ya? XP
But guys, try not to keep your phones too close to you when you sleep at night. Except if you're a doctor or surgeon or something like that, you can get through the night without your phone next to you. =)

#2 ...

I guess there's no need for words. A picture says a thousand words. But hey, I really needed it. X) After a long, busy, tough semester, I needed to do something which doesn't require me to think much and offers me a good laugh! =) Hehe.

[Jenn taking picture with keroppi & badtz maru]

Lastly,

You can ignore the rest of this post but not this:
Look at this dog carefully!!!

IT HAS EYE BROWS & EYE SHADOW!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! XD
Funny hor?!? =)
Saw it last Sunday while walking back from church. Had to take a picture of it and share it with you people. =)
Funniest looking dog EVER!!! ><"

Ipoh, here I come!!!

It's my first time driving down to a place further than Bukit Merah on my own and I'm so excited!!! =)
I know it's pretty lame to some of you but it's my first time ma. Let me beria-ria a bit la. HAHAHA!!! XP
This is the map i drew. Don't mention. I'm one good map drawer right?!?! I know. X)

Lame. ><"